Dear Job,

It's not considered work unless you actually give me hours more than one day every three weeks.

Me.

What a struggle, it's pretty poor.  Well, I'm pretty poor to be honest.  But I've been retooling my resume with the help of an awesome friend for a pretty decent job that I don't think I'll get, but it should help me maybe find something else.  This past year of un- and under- employment has been pretty tough.  I'd call it my year of loss, for reasons I won't get into.

But on to better things.

Because they are out there...